A Scientology Timeline

FOUR QUADRILLION YEARS AGO | Incident I

The unsuspecting thetan was subjected to a loud snapping noise and a flood of luminescence, then saw a chariot followed by a trumpeting cherub. The thetan was overwhelmed by darkness. This trauma separated the thetan from it's natural, godlike state.

SEVENTY FIVE MILLION YEARS AGO | Incident II

Teegeeack (Earth), was part of a Galactic Confederacy, over which Xenu reigned. (FYI: Thetan civilization was comparable to our own, with clothes "remarkably like the clothes they wear this very minute" and using cars, trains and boats looking exactly the same as those "c. 1950, 1960" on Earth).

Fearing a coup, Xenu kidnapped his populace and with the assistance of psychiatrists, paralyzed and froze them. They were taken to Teegeeack for extermination. (FYI: The craft they travelled in would later be subconsciously expressed in the design of the Douglas DC-8, minus the jet turbines.)

Upon arrival, the paralysed thetans were arranged around the bases of volcanoes. Hydrogen bombs were then lowered into the volcanoes and detonated simultaneously. The thetans were blown into the air by the blast. Only a few thetans' physical bodies survived.

Captured by Xenu's forces using an "electronic ribbon", the thetans were then sucked into "vacuum zones" and taken to a type of cinema. Here they were forced to watch a "three-D, super colossal motion picture" for thirty-six days. The images they were shown simultaneously implanted "various misleading data", or false memories into their now void minds.


















The lost souls of the thetans, their identities gone, are now believed to be clinging to every living person on present day Earth. Their traumatic past and implanted memories have an adverse affect on all. Only Scientologists, who have performed the necessary steps to remove them, are freed. Only they can save us.

Xenu was eventually overthrown and locked away forever in a mountain, where a force field powered by an eternal battery held him. Earth was abandoned by the Galactic Confederacy yet remains a "prison planet" to this day, and has suffered repeated incursions by alien "Invader Forces" ever since.


FAST FORWARD TO PRESENT | Incident III


















We mourn the loss of Jason Lee.

ADDENDUM

Information found here and here. All quotations are taken directly from the writings and teachings of L. Ron Hubbard. We also highly recommend the viewing of episode 12, season 9 of South Park entitled, "Trapped in the Closet".

Posted by Sam and Bek